They might as well cut the budget and aim for direct to streaming, like a throw back to those late 90s/early 00s Miramax DTV sequels.

stupid new twitter won’t allow me toproperly post a funny promo for fboy island done by ACC broadcasters

The Grudge was a pretty good remake of Ju-On; The Eye remake should be in this list. It was terrible and probably ended the idea of Jessica Alba being a leading lady.

Look, she wanted to just be a PA not a Killer of  the Flower Moon or something.

“when she was just 25 years old” -that’s a weird use of “just”. I mean is 25 considered young for any employment opportunity. I mean she’s old enough to rent a car.

Whoa!

This reminds me of the time I was on Jeopardy. I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV against a plumber and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous. I guess it just wasn’t my night.

I wish the avclub would have leaned into the bit and have that Ray Greene guy review this.

Spellcaster - literal lol.

For what I’ve heard, she’s more of a Snooki fan.

For those who aren’t constant Sopranos rewatchers, maybe provide a little synopsis to help jog the memory?

The funny thing about Prison Sex is that while sure Tool does say it’s about the cycle of trauma and abuse, but if you really listen to the lyrics, it’s about prison sex.

I resubscribed to the DVD services this past May when I heard it was ending. I had last subscribed 6 years previously. While their movie library did now  resemble a run down video store on its last legs, it still had enough 2000s era dodgy horror movies that nobody will probably ever bother re-releasing streaming or…

nothing better than big naturals.

wow, some crazy revisionist history going on in the Exorcist: Believer write up.

My middle school friends and I spent more than a couple of nights calling up the local dj to play Wipeout on the radio.

wow, this sounds like a real Sophie’s Choice.

I see The People’s Joker also stars a former avclub writer. I wonder why AVClub never mentions this, and I might be trolling a little bit.

and Andrew Dice Clay actually did not have carnal relations with Mother Goose.