I have 21 questions about this.

When Dave first heard the song, he was probably thinking at that moment that life has a funny way of sneaking up on you. When you think everything’s okay and a everything’s going going right. And life has funny way of helping you out. When you think everything’s gone wrong. And everything blows up in your face.

I’m late to the show, but I am amazed that Jason Mewes is still alive.

so Kinja doesn’t do notifications (at least for likes) anymore? I have to return to an article to bask in the glory of my 4 likes?!

An arrest warrant for me to poop on!

I’d like to see this, but man, it seems the trailer shows the whole damn movie.

so does most of the show take place in the pool; just wondering?

The Suckling told an important story about an vengeful aborted fetus mutated by toxic waste. Dr. Bloodbath tackled the topic with nuance and sensitivity that could only be bought by the guy who made those Crazy Fat Ethel pictures. 

I haven’t watched Late Night in a while, but didn’t they use tell jokes? Anyway screw Matt Gaetz, but stupid television, be more funny.

But don’t you see that’s the actual Ironic part, Alanis was being ironic by using non ironic examples. Ironic, right, don’t you think.

a simple background check would have caught that, shame!

Hecklers are the worst, but you cannot utter the N word like he did, it’s about time it caught up to him

He didn’t seem like much of a fit, but you’d think the article would include quotes from the other members of Bananarama.

I was hoping the entire movie would be about Tony not making varsity.

He’s been doing this for 9 nine years now! Will Spike Lee ever learn?

I had to look up my old burner password like to this comment. Hope you’re happy.

I heard it was cut because it was too nuts, as in you could see Joaquin’s...

It seems that Aaron Rodgers has really bad judgement by retaining Gabe. So why would we trust him with his insurance decisions?

I saw Clash of the Titans in the theater when I was 6. I still remember the boob.

When did Adam Carolla turn into Al Franken (referring to the top photo)?