I haven't seen any of the Matrix movies!

I haven't seen any of the Matrix movies!

Shucks I thought everyone was in Reasonable Discussions

Shucks I thought everyone was in Reasonable Discussions

in the old days, kids would ask for a hamburger with extra cheese and only hafta pay for a hamburger, but I guess an empty bag is better.

it's after 10:00 central time; I guess Kinja isn't happening!!!

When The Dissolve dissolved, a bunch of us shared our letterboxd profiles in one way to stay kinda in touch so here's mine:
https://letterboxd.com/smel…

This may be the saddest avclub moment ever..even eclipsing the whole Leonard Pierce affair.

I started off by only reading the movie reviews (they were great back then), but Noel's Popless got me to search out further content.

Tobias' new cult canon

Bannon: a true buttery male (w/ a little mold)

nah, he still has a number fans who thinks he's number 1.

Wait till Alien Jesus hears about hangry!

yes

"avid oenophile and wine collector" = fancy way to say rich wino

actually in First Avenger, Captain America just fought against Hydra. Pretty lame

It's funny that hot dog cooks are held to a higher standard than the president.

I also heard that Jackson was pissed that he wasn't involved in the Asylum mockbuster Snakes on a Train.

well, hopefully Treg Brown got fired for that blunder.

Tennessee Driver by Hank 3 / Assjack has the following corus: "Fuck you, motherfucker"