sounds like a much Apu about nothing.

If Henry was a real man, he would have shaved it off in the morning knowing full well that the mustache would be fully grown back by 5:00 PM.

As a parent of a very average 8 year old (this makes me an expert), Pickle's hand writing is at a very dim 5 year old level, but he supports Trump, so it checks out.

What kind of toilet paper was it? Prison issued or the kind you'd have at home?

If you're going to troll music dudes, it makes sense to include the Beatles, but really, Let it Be is right there!

Say whatever horrible things about Trump as you will (as they’re true) I actually support Trump’s tweet storm attacks on Sessions. He shouldn’t stop here. He should continue to “drain” the sewer that is the WH and go after the vermin like Tillerson, Mnuchin, Price, Carrson, Perry, DeVos, Pruitt, and Mulvaney. Then…

yeah, they really need to work on their concentration, I wonder if there's some sort of camp for that?

I know it's not okay to body shame people, but is okay to write that Alex Jones should think of other people and wear a shirt or even a moo moo?

I once got a rather large fine at SeaWorld and all I did was Free Willy (I call my penis Willy, you see and by exposing myself and I in a way freed my penis from my pants)

and I just happen to be balls deep in a totally hot girl as I type.

I hear that he got really sick, and everyone thought it was food poisoning, so they pumped his stomach and he threw up nothing but semen. True story and that's why he's cancelling.

heh, sounds more like Valerian And The Movieplexs Of A Thousand Empty Seats!

Poe's Law?

of all the Reposted* commenters, I think you're DuChamp!

Hey guys, just today we've already done two different (but same) Spicer pun threads on two different articles. Who want's to make it a third!?!?!?

yes yes it is

yeah, I think Jenny is slated for big things!

only until the show gets cancelled :(

this sounds much ado about nothing, which is also the name of my favorite Austin movie.

An unnerving, mostly nude man does…