Almond butter, cashew butter, peanut butter. Two of these are not made of nuts.

I watched that whole clip last night. It reminded me a lot of this great scene:

Orange Chicken was “invented” supposedly by the guy who created Panda Express (shudder).

Maybe. But also instead, just cook up a bunch of corned beef hash in a pan, and break the eggs over on top of it, while it’s still cooking, which is what I usually do.

How can food be so cheap?

I’m SHOCKED.

All soup should start with rendering some chopped bacon. All soup should include bacon.

That isn’t true. A lot of VPs are selected from out side the the people running for President. Just in recent history,

my dog.

For low bandwidth nitwits like her, 1500 hours community weeds and seeds in an orange jumpsuit in very public places, preferably with a sign she has to wear telling everyone that walks by “I like to call the cops on random black people because I’m a racist shit”.  Maybe webcast it on youtube daily as well.

make it windpowered and I’ll be impressed.

My personal experience with Dodge indicates that it takes at least 4 years to truely understand the mistake you’ve made.

If you get Parmesan cheese rinds (or any super hard cheese rind) and cut them up into little 1/4" chunks, nuke them for 1 minute (varies), they poof up. They turn into Parmesan cheesy poofs. Pure cheese. No corn by-products.

All I want is an electronic check register that syncs to my bank account. That’s it. To get that, I’m forced to subscribe to quicken for a bunch of other shit I don’t need or want. If I don’t keep paying them money, the sync feature gets disabled.

Gwen Stephanie laid the groundwork for writing songs about ex boyfriends so much that Taylor Swift really owes her royalties. I know that Don’t Speak is the only song technically about Tony Kanal, but damn every time she came up with a song you had to wonder if his ears were on fire.

Don’t put your router on the floor, particularly if you have a floor made out of concrete. If you live in apartment, don’t put the router near the ceiling for that matter if there’s an apartment above you (many apartment buildings have concrete floors). Concrete reflects the signal in bad ways that really jack with…

Alita: Battle Angel has a sick scene I can only describe as “high-speed hockey on a racetrack.”

That’s like 4 days worth of carbs for me. Ugh. miss it so...

Ugh on the interior.

Am I missing something or does Samara Weaving look like she’s Margot Robbies twin sister. It’s a bit freaky.