All that evident torture she’s put her hair through seems to have affected her brain. Do they make Pantene for the mind?

The Spice* must flow.

I dunno...I remember when I was living with my mom and the city was doing some sewer shit that went over by like 6 months and the inability to get to our house was so frustrating.

Oh, to be stinking rich and have this be considered anything like a “problem.”

She has a neck reminiscent of Terry Pratchett’s descriptions of an orangutan’s arms.

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Similarly, Australians were highly amused and bemused when Ugg boots briefly became a trend overseas, considering they’ve generally been the Australian equivalent of Santa giving you socks for Christmas for decades.

funny, i always considered the stock market to be more of a lottery based on speculation.  if someone speculates incorrectly, how is it not their own fault?

I was surprised to learn that Crocs are huge in Kenya, all my cousins have a pair. Plus the shoes aren’t a thing looked down upon. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Since I can't tell if this is a joke, in further related news:

It’s impossible to tell in the darkest timeline. 

Oh, FFS. This is not about anti-science thinking, or GMOs. This is about a product that causes cancer downstream from the purchaser or consumer. It causes cancer in farmers, their neighbors, people in third-world countries, anybody who is required to use it in the course of their employment but may not be provided…

Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

Black NFL players kneeling is unpatriotic, but Nazis get to parade around town in polos.

So, I would like GMO food to have a label, not because I have any issues with the genetic modification of foods, but because I would like to choose NOT to buy products from Monsanto. 

I grew up in D.C., which is an extremely tolerant and diverse place. Folks there, citizens and business owners, are well aware of their civil rights, and hold racists in about the same esteem as they do cars with diplomatic plates.

Thank God for this, and blessings on this man, in whatever time he has left, for persevering in this. There are so many misconceptions about Round-Up, and the fine people at Monsanto have made sure that they persist and persist and persist.

This was in the NYT today. But go on, tell me how much Trump respects the troops!

I love this one:

“Most of that money goes to the players anyways.”