I kind of get the feeling every single person around Trump is done with him. They are just waiting and praying it’s all over soon. If he reached for that nuclear football, I’m preettty sure that thing’s going to be whipped out from under him like Lucy with Charlie Brown.

Reminds me of some polygamist photo where the father is surrounded by all his wives, kids, and grandchildren.

Hopefully we all get to watch him stroke out on tv.

Hell, is it my imagination or is DJT so orange he fucks up the camera’s white-balance and makes the room sepia-toned?

It’s an attack on our country in a true sense. It’s an attack on what we all stand for.

I get the irony, but I’d be fine with never seeing this gif of him (making fun of disabilities) again.

They drugged him?

If walls could talk, folks!

UK Update:

Hey, compañeros.

Speaking as the son of an actual Holocaust survivor, Ginni Thomas can go fuck herself. As if she gives a shit about Jews.

I’m not sure why David Hogg got singled out as the target for Assholes Across America, but damn, that kid’s taking for hits. I hope he’s able to channel all of that BS into more will to fight.

It’s weird that the Bible doesn’t support a concept that wasn’t conceived of in a coherent practice until 1900 years later. I wonder why the Bible doesn’t mention guns either. It’s almost like the people who wrote it had no knowledge of the far future. I’m stymied.

I have never had to bite my tongue so hard as I did this weekend when my over-the-top-verging-on-crazy religious aunt said that God made Donald Trump president to use him to do certain things and “he isn’t done yet.” She says he has been “able to do what none of the other presidents would do,” which is to “move the…

Tony, you mean. Tim Robbins crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

And just think, all people had to do to have avoided this entire nightmare was vote for the better qualified candidate.

Many dead, including women and children, in mindless CHEMICAL attack in Syria.

As long as he also asks to serve it in his monogrammed thermos while saving the bread, I think it’s all copacetic.

What if the customer asks you to take out the crunchy stuff but leave in the crispy stuff, sub ranch dressing for anything red, and then fry it til it’s rare?