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Should it be Attorneys General instead of Attorney Generals?

It makes me so sad how close to extinction they are. I just can’t. Really, I can’t.

Trump trying to express kindness and empathy always reads like VCR instructions translated to Japanese, then back into English.

“I am very pleased to welcome the opioid memorial to the President’s Park in April. I encourage all to visit and remember those who we have lost to this deadly epidemic. We will keep fighting until we defeat the opioid crisis!” 

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Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens calls for a repeal of the Second Amendment.

Vampires have altered ear canals as part of their transformation.

She’s halfway to Clouseau’s boss’s facial twitches.

It won’t be until years out (if we survive this) until we can take in the breadth and scope of the corruption going on. There are going to be tomes devoted to it. His cult of personality will excuse it all, because when rich trust fund white people do it, it’s not a crime.

Who’s the bigger asshole, Sean Penn or Tom Cruise?

Nitwit is such a good old-school insult. Dummy works as well.

UK Update:

Trump is going to have an aneurysm (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!) and die when he sees this.

“but accidents happen”

Counterpoint: she’s a garbage person who willingly married an even larger garbage person to reap the benefits of unimaginable material wealth, so fuck her. If she feels humiliated, that’s a good thing because it means she has a tiny shred of humanity left inside her.

Cheerleaders are often amazing athletes and acrobats in their own right.

So all the heteros watching sprortsballs can stop questioning their homoerotic thrills by having scantily clad women give them the “No Homo” pass.

MINE KAMPF

Han Solo already is the Fonz

The letter then goes on to assert that Cohen had “absolutely nothing” to do with the incident, which he doesn’t believe occurred.

FRIENDZONED.