Mixed up Charlton Heston and Clint Eastwood or I missed the joke?

Every politician should have had to introduce himself thusly:

come on though, it’s probably 500 feet from the visitor’s center parking lot and contains a note on how the real treasure was inside you all along.

The old get old

Not quite. It’s true that it’s not all about the money the NRA contributes to the campaigns. It’s also about the amount of votes, real and perceived, that their endorsement can deliver. The threat to the Republicans who don’t carry their water is that the NRA can take them out in a primary by pushing another…

No, fuck him for finally holding the first town hall he’d had in over a year with the people he represents, and only doing so out of the false confidence that he could outreason a bunch of teens with his patent bullshit.

“I’ve seen more guts in 11 year old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home, I hope there’s ice on all the roads and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield”

I’m thinking Marco Rubbery-o.

i love how he was all like ‘i’m not a shitty person becuz the nra pays me. the nra pays me becuz i’m a shitty person’ like he was making some clever explanation

*eats popcorn* I can’t wait to see the gifs of this tomorrow.

So allowing children to be murdered by machine guns is his agenda, not the NRA’s. The NRA just happens to agree with him that letting children get murdered by machine guns is a fine trade off for a wealthy gun industry.

You would think he would be performing better then.

I was so prepared for this town hall just to be sad and I’d cry a lot. The tributes at the beginning definitely had the water works flowing.

“Your agenda is gun rights over and above the safety of children, then. Is that correct? Or will you reject all funding from the NRA who have that exact agenda?”

The problem is not what he said. The problem is that he had to be told to say it.

I’ll give him a pass on the first two, but “I hear you,” FFS.

Some salesperson in Longview had a nice day, selling a $44k (inflation adjusted) Jeep.

“Jeep: Toughest 4-letter word on wheels” is a great slogan.

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