also, skim.

DCPS employee here! We’re all really fucking proud, as the protestors here are former DCPS teachers and DCPS parents.

I hope she tries to go through the lunch line to show solidarity or whatever, and the cafeteria worker tells her they are out of tater tots, even though there is TOTALLY a bunch of them right there!

Secretary of Education Laura Roslin wouldn’t have put up with this. She would have put them out the airlock. That being said, Roslin was probably a more competent Secretary of Education than DeVos.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

“Beer and Tunneling in Los Angeles” by Johnny C. Depp. I feel like he’s channeling a bit of Bloated Benicio’s Dr. Gonzo, too.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

I have an underground tunnel leading from my bed to the refrigerator and to my toilet.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Can’t Stop the Pirating

Grace Jones did it best!

just DIED

I’m having 45 fatigue. He’s been president for less than a month.

“They’re using the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s — you know, most prominent — she’s his daughter” 

“They’re using the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s — you know, most prominent — she’s his daughter, and they’re using her, who has been a champion for women empowerment, women in the workplace, to get to him. I think people could see through that. Go buy Ivanka’s stuff is what I would tell you. I hate…

All I hear in my head when I see that picture is Bell Biv DeVoe’s “Poison”

Use a false Social Security number to come to America and spend 20 years doing honest work and raising a family and we’ll exile you.

Are you a travelling anvil salesman?

Wow, unlike her husband she seems to be picking people who are qualified to do their jobs.