Your turn, Mr. Trump. ( He’s been projecting and telling us for a decade!!!)

I think Whoopie’s views are a sub-symptom of “Americanitis”.

Put a bucktooth grill on it and it’s a BMW.

Hectares is a unit of area. How many acres does your car get to the gallon?

The flight crew doesn’t get paid until the doors are closed and the aircraft gets pushed back from the gate.

Sorry, what did you say? I can’t hear you over the deafening level of insecurity...

Best way to shut these clowns up is with better and more accessible birth control.

It’s not Kanye level, it’s not a slap but dude...

So glad you figured it out.

Re-train the service department, be honest about how it’s going to shrink, install chargers.

I am interested in your viewpoint and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

The can opener on a Victorinox is silky smooth in comparison.

Somewhere in my last move I lost my can opener.

1. Attach a QR code on a reflective “highway grade” placard to every stop sign and traffic light. Standardize the shit out of it.

A few drops out of the bucket for every gallon that goes in.

All commercial strawberries are a cross between F. chiloensis and F. virginiana. These are just another variety selected for particular traits.

Yall need a “style sheet” on how to deal with people’s looks when reporting on an unrelated topic.

Interesting!

Ron Perlman is a brilliant choice!