On the one hand... ding dong the witch is dead...

My quest for ever thicker bacon was shattered by my local sub shop.

“Ooh, a spanking! Please don’t spank me...”

I dig that rack and pan combo!

“Let’s buy this cool thing and then shoot ourselves in the foot!!!”

Or the toolbox could be... under the hood. With a fold down grille to use as a workbench. With a bench grinder and vise.

My dad had a split windshield Dodge van, and at certain times of day the reflections would be distracting for me, driving it.

Yes.

“The largely unknown Worthington...”

Yup. They are doing that.

I could post the “This is not happening” gif from Erik the Viking featuring Terry Jones as the King of Atlantis and we’d all giggle.

Bone Bag. Who’s boning who...

Celebrity dating news is boring. They’re people. They will date...

The CG presence in Nebraska is surprisingly robust.

Apparently Kinja thinks I’m Yoda.

They fly over my house every day.

I happen to have working internet access, so here you go...

I’d argue that a person doing a “stunt” is a bit different than the average CG rescue. Perhaps they should have waited until they had funds for a support boat before attempting this?

For a profanity-laced up close visit with this plant check out Joey’s latest video.

Painting, like a good meal, takes preparation.