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Oh no you didn’t! Oh yes I diiiiiiiiid!

If it’s serviceable stuff don’t worry about it. The landlord can handle it. Anything under a pickup or van full? Don’t sweat it. If the place is broom clean, no holes in the walls, etc. you’re totally fine leaving some furniture.

“I did it and people are reacting” is the totality of the flow chart with this guy.

Let’s hope that’s enough.

There’s a bus headed Dr. Fauci’s way. It’s inevitable.

Fantasy scenario:

They (we) can afford it. Untwist your panties.

A national awareness campaign about vote by mail programs that already exist might not be a bad idea...

I’m a man and I want one. NOW!

Presidential indeed...

I find it hard to believe but I’ve heard some people prefer Cain’s over Hellman’s. (It’s still on the shelves... it must sell fairly well.)

Old man yells at clod.

Also - he’s a germophobe.

“I’m very upset with Meghan and Harry right now,”

Prediction: Oops, the cameras got turned off and both guards took a convenient nap.

Ha! That too.

Ivanka’s dress looks like she’s been blasted with a machine gun. I guess they’re supposed to be flowers?

When I was in the trade we’d donate anything of quantity that was edible to a homeless shelter (Pine St. Inn in Boston).

You should see the dent in my desk... can’t use the mouse in the middle anymore.

“The Onion is fine!”