“Why did you say we HAD to go to their barbecue / pool party? See what happened! Janet was making eyes at you ALL day.”

He has “not Russian” soldiers on his soil killing people in his country right now.

As far as I’m concerned I’m a gentleman farmer in the NE with a house in the tropics. Infinity pool? Of course, you simple pedestrian.

Current status of Russian involvement in Ukraine?

As I understand what we have here is an opening for exploring impeachment.

Counterpoint: she’s waiting for something that will strike home with the idiots who voted for him.

Trump rules: When caught red handed seek someone else to throw under the bus.

What the fuck?

It’s right next to the any key.

Trump really is “The Miracle Moron”.

“It’s a car with a hard-top, duh...”

Is this “Popcorn Bag”?

Is this “Popcorn Bag”?

Did Trump pick the worst person for this job accidentally with Carson or was it on purpose? Or was it a two for one? “I get a minority cabinet member and he’ll wreck the place!”

No, that’s pretty cool. You’re doing it wrong.

After reading more about him and his competition (from afar) I say hold your nose and re-elect him. But yeah, disappointing to say the least.

Imagine you’re a member of “the team” and on this call you’ve been selected to listen in as the recorders run.

Trump can keep teh sercets! Oh, wait...