The street lights came on so it was time to head home?

Carpet and Tile Extractor - Because you can’t always rely on bleach.

No, a different deranged man.

So she makes a career contradicting everything she can to distract from her lack of intelligence.

See if their pool policy is online. Many hotels welcome non-guests.

Ideal chlorine level: 2-4ppm for pools, 3-5ppm for hot tubs/spas.

He doesn’t understand the difference.

This whole article has brought on George Carlinism in full display.

Hell, just look at how dangerous car drivers are to other car drivers.

So, Elijah Cummings is pissed and expanding his inquiry into the administration’s use of private email, social media, etc. .

the “charitable” disbursements were $901,685.

Well, pyramid schemes always promise more money than they take in. Maybe it’s like that. Was there a Madoff on the board?

Trump doesn’t drink.

That would have been an ultra-burn!

Well, my hometown was founded in 1689, so yeah, I think you’re right. ;)

Jack, I thought the term for inserting your penis into someone against their will was rape. Am I wrong or is there a technical reason why you didn’t call it rape?

I just got back from walking to the store. It’s about a mile each way.

Trying to parse... Isn’t working.

You left out the whole gun culture thing, but yeah man.

There is a god. Well, of comments anyway.