Does this mean I'm going to have to remember another headlight pattern?

I am sitting here reading this, trying to figure out how to justify taking this idea to my admin officers!

reason #2425162 to avoid living under an HOA

I'd love to se the local PD try to boot one of those things.

Why can't they just buy Marauders. It's top gear tested

My town is 4 square miles in size.. I should talk to our mayor about getting two of these bastards for the Police Dept.

As scary as that would be to see in your mirror, most modern cars could also make it disappear from your mirror just by applying a little throttle. These things have a top speed of like 45mph or something.

what's the worst that could happen?

It looks like a broken Lego truck...

Imagine taking that thing in to Discount Tyre...

You win the internet!!!!

Step 1: Drive into burning house.

I would run over every dudebro's lifted truck with this monster. :D

Ahh crap.

New School Bus for the Special Ed kids!

US Army Mine-Resistant Armored Personnel Vehicles!
US Army Mine-Resistant Armored Personnel Vehicles!
US Army Mine-Resistant Armored Personnel Vehicles!

Because you have to pay to maintain them.

"If it can stop a bullet, it can stop a fire."

I gotta get our fire department to get one of these. I have no idea what we would do with but hey if its free why not?