You're overqualified.

Fuck twitter. You feel like writing? Write. You don't feel like writing. Don't. Again: Fuck Twitter.

He would also like his oatmeal now please and could somebody tell those damn kids next door to shut the hell up?

"From the whacked-out guys who brought you Grown-ups and Grown-ups 2, it's RIDLEY SCOTT CAN EAT MY FARTS! Adam Sandler and his best pal David Spade have a problem. They've got a killer idea for a big hit movie, but Ridley Scott has stolen it! It's a madcap race across country as the two boys hit the road to beat him…

How about if we aim at those stupid stickers?

Captain George McGillicuddy's Swimmers: "We're good. Kind of crowded in here though, if you know what I mean."

That's what "rainbow_dash_loveslave542" used to say.

Well, knock it off already!

I don't feel a thing when you pee.

Stan Lee?

' "breach of implied-in-fact contract,” because while she never got an offer, what she knew of “entertainment industry customs and practices” made her think she’d eventually be compensated if the project was ever produced. '

Meh. Sort of, yeah.

"A.A. Dowd-as-Jason’s impotently swinging ax"

Oh, you're a mean one, Mr Quint.

A muffled voice from the ground is heard, "VUCK YOU! Bring back yourself! I'm vucking tired."

"See our quirky, modern take on the classic Dracula! Watch him learn to use a smart-phone! Thrill to his forgetting his wi-fi password! Laugh at his hilariously complicated coffee order!"

well…shit…that just sucks. love that guy.

To punch Peter in the face. He's always talking crap.

"Ouch! I burned my finger!"

"tapped some mana"