Thank god, I've never said it wrong.

Is it too soon to start the reboot/remake?

Yes. Yes, I was.

There's only so many water park bird show theaters available.

BigTimeStudioExec: "JANET! Get DiCaprio on the line! NOW! Is that him? Why am I always waiting for you? Leo? You're my god! Still holding that Oscar? Of course you are! Never let it go. So, good news. I've just had the best idea. Just popped into my head just for you. You play Cyndi Lauper as a…Yeah? I knew it! We'll…

Ugh, too soon. As in never.

I DID NOT, Young Lady!

Oh Come On! I was all day making that mud and you just sink your shithole right into it.

These and many many more exciting questions…next week…DON'T MISS IT!

That's really sad, but it explains a lot.

Carlos Mencia does it all the time. Oh, sorry, I didn't see "for him."

"Ahem…I said, 'I'LL TELL THEM A JOKE THEY CAN'T REFUSE TO LAUGH AT!' Huh? Whadya think? Huh? Cam'on. Is this thing on? Hello?"

And "Ben Franklin's Lightning In A Bottle" will F*Up your whole weekend.

You're actually the very model of a very model citizen.

I was laughing during "Idiocracy" until I realized it's really happening.

I think they're all out prepping to hate Maria Bamford.

Of course not! She's amazing!

I have a third opinion on his second and it's really confusing, but the chart has some green check marks on it so that's kind of good.

Meh. It's not a real Ben-Hur remake until they kill a stuntman or two.

She's STILL talking?