Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

This game DESPERATELY needs some sort of server browser, at least on PC. Often I can’t even get into a match, it’s just constantly searching and I have no idea if servers are full or no one is playing the mode I’m choosing.

Complete heresy to waste whiskey on a fire. Yes even cheap whiskey.

Duh. Yeah.

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

“I will gladly eat every cheesesteak”

Provolone is always the right order.

The only people who hate Eagles fans more than the rest of the universe are other Eagles fans.

My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

We’ve had a statute called the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act for years, which is likely what they’re working under here. We have it because, well, typically the organizations doing the bribery are filthy rich, and would rather pay 9-figure fines than have execs serve jail time. Think of it like a speed trap helping a…

Such a fun little car.

I think this is as close as you are going to get with production cars.

Can't wait to buy the 1:64th scale model of that!

Shouldn't diesel cars in America be on the list? This is Jalop. I figured it was a given.

Audi's 3B 20V I5 Tuuuuuurbo!

Mark calls bullshit.

@fartcan: That's not me, that's Casadelshawn. But I'm ugly too.