I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

You laugh, but EMD used to be a part of GM

I’m beginning to realize that my subtle pun may have been a bit too subtle.

Honda is just trying to be smart here. They’re monitoring changes in supply and demand, and acting accordingly.

North Korea is busy mobilizing low bridges as we speak.

I’ve been in the automotive biz, and selling tires as well for over 15 years, NEVER heard of ADDING siping to a tire as an add on at the time of sale.

Does this mean they’re going to fix the loose nut behind the wheel?

Senna gave the race suit to the brother of his physiotherapist

“I’m guessing something new for Focus/Fiesta???”

Liberal use of towels.

Hate to tell you, but that’s a Pontiac G5.

Shit, I better finish Archer while I can.

Just take the Gurney bump and make it a Lincoln bump.

Pretty much everything - and therein lies the fun.

A Citroen on Copart? What could go wrong?

He fucking dabbed:

It’s a damn good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts.

Sluggish, like a wet sponge.

Why the hell would I want a car with shitty window regulators, a steering wheel I can’t tilt, and a saggy glove box door?