I used to do accident investigation reports at sea world... Only times those rides ever had injuries were people slipping which was whatever.

These masks sure are frightening, though, and make the wearers look like baddies.

Hey. If you make comments about boobs, or fapping, or anything else of a similar nature, I'm going to remove your comment. If it's bad, or I catch you doing it again, I'm going to ban your account.

Whatever. I'm a good girl. I love my mama. I love Jesus. And America, too.

Personally, I support ShopTo in both their actions. First, for standing up for their employees when they believed that Carl was being abusive, and then apologizing and compensating him when they realized that they had made an error.

For people who aren't acquainted with ShopTo, I feel I should point out that they are an excellent retailer. In fact, I would say they are by far the best online games retailer in the UK.

Yes, that was the point of this article. Your reading comprehension skills are not bad at all.

Anyone who actively enjoys American cheese should be treated with mistrust and fear.

It was dead after they gave us Evermore instead of Mana 2.

Actually, we're offering not just some but ALL of our articles to furloughed government employees, totally free.

What most people speaking with Ms. Bachmann end up doing:

Hmmmm, better the devil you know?

When I was little I would watch kungfu shows set in ancient China with my dad and in them the ladies would play the guzheng while also shooting poisoned needles from the strings. I'm not sure why that came to mind, except that that is almost the only setting I have ever really seen the instrument being used. This is…

Somebody tweet this at Slash, quick!

I've been getting that same reaction for 40 years. I find his work only slightly more palatable than that of Ayn Rand.

THIS.

It's more like an existential statement—We are all Charo with diarrhea.

This was just amazing of him to do!