Yeah but how many players in Madden catch dysentery and die?

Yeah. The hit must have really taken his head clean off.

Vegans can't play "Find the Vegan". It's against the rules.

Mandatory

It's stories like these that make me glad to come to Kotaku. Thank you for sharing this with us, Jason.

.... Vaginas are acidic?

I'm a gamer in my twenties and I was willing to put money down for it, too! Arcanum was my very first RPG back when I was wee little pre-teen proto-geek, and I've been searching for another taste of it ever since. That world building, that story telling, that character diversity, that hilarious voice acting, that…

- "Wait, Charlie; is today 'Pointy Ear' hat or 'Fan Head' hat?"

- "Dude, today's Wednesday, Phil asked to change 'Pointy Ears' to Mondays and Thursdays!"

- "What? When?"

- "Monday night after virgin sacrifice; we had to send them out to the dry cleaner, she was a squirter."

- "I missed sacrifice that day! I was at the…

Think they researched patriot arrows?

So much hate for this game in the comments! Sorry, kiddies, we gamers in our thirties were willing to put down our money to resurrect this style of game. You can hate all you want; just take heart that big publishers are likely shitting out the cookie cutter games you want to play anyway.

And now for some appropriate music.

This looks great. Can we please get an Android version? Pretty please?

That there was a personal history of abuse makes it "extra sad" because two generations of abuse is sadder than one generation of abuse, simply by virtue of quantity.

Good Morning, Worm Your Honor!

Refusing to cut content to make it DLC = Good.
Refusing to make already cut content DLC = Bad..

Amy Gardner is my favorite female television character of all time. So, really, in my book she can't do anything more perfect.

If it's true, I'm cancelling all my plans this weekend, which included going to a wedding and a HUGE gaming party.

I need to figure out how to spend less than the 0% of the time I already spent watching The View.

Good rule of thumb for the workplace: If you can imagine Benny Hill doing it, DON'T DO IT.