Nope. Even iOS has much more, better and cheaper than the 3DS yet

Presented by Aldi Süd. Ya know, because todays games are so cheap.

Strange. Everything he says points to an iOS device.

"they prefer no representatives of the adult entertainment industry" So their Ego-Shooter are meant for children?

How about about NO!

Why, yes of course. E-Sport is just as retarded as any other sport.

And people defend the second ammendment because... ?

Uuuuuuuuhm... No.

So where's the creepy stuff? The made costumes based on characters of a TV show.

WHAAAAAAAAAT? This is outrageous. I payed 79 €urocent last month and now it's for free? I demand a refund. Like, totally.

1. Why does a game neccessarily need replay value. Especially for only 10 bucks?

It pretty much looks like a mutated Sidewinder X6.

And that's the reason why this and all other reviews ever are superflouos.

WHAT? How can a game be "too long"?

I thought there is already a site for such people, called 4chan.

Oh yes, I know what the 3DS delivers. Nothing.

I think 4 is later than 2, at least looks Dante older in 4. But the game is just bad. Stupid story, boring level design, bad boss battles (one time a boss totally irgnored me, another time I could just stand in a corner and defeat the boss by shooting, because he couldn't hit me), and overall are the enemys way to…

Why would they waste ressources on remaking DMC2? It still is a horrible game, with no connection to the other games, except that it stars Dante.

Should you listen to Kotaku buy advices? NO!

Really. There are people who care about how the weapons move. I'm already satisfied if there's muzzle flare.