If you are going to post your joke on a free public platform like Twitter, you clearly don’t think your joke has monetary value and you have no problem with anyone seeing/hearing it for free.  In that sense, can it really be stolen?

I had no idea she was the daughter of Richard Simon! Very interesting. I would like to watch an FX limited series about her friendship with Jackie O. Someone, make it happen. 

Alternately, he ends up chef of the Red Keep when the Starks finally take the throne.

Well, it depends: how good a singer are you looking for? I'm not worth $8M, I'm closer to the '6 pack and a pat on the back' but I was available. 

Right? My (shitty) paternal grandmother used to tell me that shit, too. I’m SO SAD that she died before I married my husband, who UNLIKE ME was a virgin when we started dating and he STILL bought the cow even after learning that I had been a sex worker. She would have DIED! First about her granddaughter being a WHORE,…

This is so fucking frustrating. The milquetoast support of Pelosi and Schumer & the rest of the Democratic establishment just is further evidence (in my mind) that they’re archaic & directly correlated with my frustration with ‘centrist’ politicians.

Right? That entire thing was so weirdly casual, it didn’t make any sense. After seven seasons of Dany-and-HER-dragons, suddenly she’s all, “Sure, hop on, take him for spin”? It always seemed like Jon finally riding a dragon (and confirming his Targaryen-ness) would be this big pivotal moment, and instead it was like…

Fuck me, just programmed my alarm clock with that Umber kids Wight scream..

And Jerry Orbach!

Warren/Buttigieg would absolutely be a dream!

Never forget who shepherded the 2005 Bankruptcy bill through the Senate - and made sure credit card debts were non-dischargeable, as they previously had always been: JOE BIDEN (representing his biggest Delaware constituents: the banks and credit card issuers).

My dogs are one of the few things that bring me peace these days. I hate that he’s not with his people. I hope he gets to go home soon.

A red and a blue! Lucky you! 

I didn’t know this about Warren, but it makes me like her even more. I am from Massachusetts and honestly didn’t really want her to run for President. I do really like her as my Senator, but I felt like she does an amazing job in the Senate and we need her there. But I’ve changed on this, and I’m glad she is in the…

I know there are worse problems on Earth, but companion animals are family. Poor little Boogotti-what a sweetie. I hope he is returned safely and soon.

ALSO PODRICK PAYNE, YOU GUYS

Excuse me, GHOST is still alive and better remain so or Westeros can burn/freeze for all I care. #ProtectGhost.

Yeah I was a little bit surprised, like.... is that how we’re describing her now? “Batman star Eartha Kitt” ???

the exact same amount of entitled and the exact same amount of white. You just like one of them better.

I was already seriously side-eyeing Aunt Becky’s party bus antics and autograph signing, but that belt? No, girl. I have to draw the line somewhere.