For all the morons that are bashing this man for revealing his identity did you ever consider that people had informed him that conservative news outlets were going to out his identity and that he needed to get out in front of that before he was put even more on the defensive? I guess we will see how many of those…

Yeezus K. Krist enough with God stuff already.

Excellent. I love that she was celebrated (which she deserves) and when Kavanaugh made his first public speech, the amazing people at We Demand Justice looped her testimony on a giant screen outside where everyone attending had to see it, had women dressed as handmaiden’s where people had to walk past them to enter,…

My favorite part of that video is when President Fart says there’s “never been a disgrace like this in the history of this country.”

It looks like Sanders is rising at the expense of Warren. Which makes me sad (nothing against Sanders, but I don’t like seeing Warren falling in the polls, period).

Yes, he basically tweets the same thing every day. Only the typos change.

See also: Maggie Haberman

Honestly an absent parent is better than a present one who really sucks, so maybe it’s for the best. 

Is Kim looking more and more like Melania every day? 

I think being with Blake Shelton disqualifies her as being a ‘FASHION ICON.’ Maybe it’s ironic!

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

It doesn’t sound at all like he was upset with the show. That’s Joan’s weird spin on it. He just hasn’t watched it... and frankly, who WOULD want to watch a show about their screwed-up family? Especially knowing that this season is going to be about his parents.

My husband adores Olivia Coleman, which makes me happy because if frizzy haired funny women are his type I'm set for LIFE 

Nah, I’ll actually give him that, czechoslovakia was part of the eastern bloc. It’s a political and cultural divide more than geographical.

Yada yada yada ... Can we talk about what an awesome name Darlene Superville is?

Dildos also make people happy.

He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

Right? Dude looks like anyone else who probably just binge watched an entire season of Dexter in his weekend comfy clothes and is now out for a smoke.

Koonye has fallen into the white supremacist prosperity gospel cult that runs the Republican party and wants to turn this country into an autocratic theocracy. It’s no surprise that the album is at number one because the fuck nugget cultists buy up literal shit because their pimp pastors tell them to support a fellow…

I mean, it should be, “Oh look, here’s some nudes, great. Now let’s talk about their climate policy.”