He’s definitely on coke, she’s on whatever cocktail of pharmaceuticals makes his company bearable.

How is it possible that “Mexico is paying for the Wall through the new USMCA Trade Deal” if the USMCA has not yet been ratified by the Congress in Mexico, the Parliament in Canada, or the US Congress? That treaty revision may never even happen (NAFTA will just remain as is).

I feel empowered to tell Ivanka Trump to fuck right off.

Look, bowel health is srs bsns and you don’t want to get a polyp or cancer or some shit like that in twenty years because you weren’t concerned about your fecal situation today.

Who else believes there have been more deaths than the ones we already know of, but they’ve been covered up?

1) That is one (predictability) ugly tree.

If I had to pick a young star who will have the true Hollywood longevity of a Cher or a Barbra Streisand; someone who will be around (and still a hot commodity) 50+ years from now - it would be Miley Cyrus. Apart from her proven musical chops in whatever category she chooses to perform, she’s a terrific actress. She…

‘cooked the books on ISIS intelligence’ ???!!? What is this soggy alphabet casserole??? 

She should be in prison for crimes against humanity.

Lance Yourself a Merry Little Boil?

This is exactly the kind of asshole I always imagined Eastwood to be for some reason......just looking at his face.....

Kushner is one of those people, that everytime I see his picture, I’m glad I keep my cats indoors. 

The best take I’ve read is that Schumer, being familiar with NYC subways, is adopting the familiar posture you adopt when a crazy person accosts you on the subway.  Hunch your shoulders, smile vaguely, don’t make eye contact. 

oh what a meme day

Look at Pence. Unbutton your coat man, you are sitting down.

That pic says it all. Trump was the bad ass toddler and Pence was his embarrassed father. Pelosi was the mom and Schumer was the sarcastic uncle who doesn’t mind goading a child. 

Thank you internet

I semen what you did there. 

She should just say what Trump used to tell contractors: “I wasn’t happy with the workmanship.  You did a really bad job, and I’m dissatisfied.”