A thought to put the smile on everyone’s face.

It bugs me that people keep saying that Sessions was fired. He resigned, although he was asked to. This is a big difference because resigning means that Trump can appoint someone, which he did, without Senate confirmation. If he fired him that would not be the case. It’s a relatively minor detail but when reporting…

Benedict Cumberwhat is correct. Chamomile is a tisane, as is mint and Rooibos. Tisanes are not tea.  

Unlike two years ago, I’m not freaking out (thank you, xanax!) In fact, I’m giggling at this...

Re: that John Stamos item.

He may be a republican, just maybe not a tone-deaf, homophobic, racist, chauvinistic piece of crap!

Fuck it, why take half measures?

HBO response is a freaking best

Also - not everything that is old / unoriginal is old / unoriginal to a 13-year old.

The wine bottle in a Target bag is a nice touch. She must do a lot of babysitting or other activity where she sees these creatures in the wild

“100 Grand” or go home. Yeah, I said it!

It’s not that the idea is so original, but that the execution is flawless. The Ugg boots are a nice touch.  Crocks would have been better.

Is he...still, though? People are allowed to lose their shit and get it back together, especially when they suffer from the mental health problems that JC does.

I have come to love Jim Carrey. I think he speaks out against Trump WAY more than most of Hollywood (and I think his art isn’t bad). I also am really into the show ‘Kidding’. It’s a nice little show that speaks to the truths of the human experience and has some positive lessons. I like that he is reminding people in…

Nah, he’s not white* enough.

I wonder how much worse his Twitter diarrhea is going to get, the next two weeks. I’m probably hoping in vain that he will self-implode, right?

She is great! That hat tho! What is it? Like its a bad shape and a weird snake print and I know she like, *IS* fashion but that hat man. It is bad.

So I was curious and looked up some numbers. Rihanna is the 8th best selling artist of all time worldwide. Her sales are more than Beyonce and Jay-Z combined.

Super Bowl? Never heard of her.

...starring Mahershala Ali and Viggo Mortensen...

I would support Biden in 2020 if he agreed it would be for 1 term. Let him undo Trump’s messes and regain some trust from our allies. In truth, that’s really all one can hope to do in their first term. I mean, positions have gone unfilled and agencies have been dismantled. Basic things that make the government run have…