In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.

Bobby’s goodbye was so quiet, I had to figure it out on my own. Bobby, I wanted you to write stupid gossip sheets until you became an old man — just keep going forever to comfort me like The SImpsons. When I said Ban Jezebel Man, I meant that ONE guy. Bring Bobby back and chain him to TMZ.com! He was supposed to be…

Why is she responsible for her brother’s company one she has no affiliation with whatsoever? Do you have any siblings. I would rather be fed to piranhas than held responsible for my siblings actions or politics. All you can do is control yourself.

“Trump hit rock bottom today. He couldn’t possibly go any lower, right?”

“INDELIBLE IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS IS THE LAUGHTER."

...sexbot transmitted diseases...

Who is going to clean up these silicon dolls?

Judge Merrick Garland admitted on Sunday that he enjoys “a nice lemonade now and again.”

I think one of the greatest silent justices I saw this weekend was the SNL skit with Matt Damon as Kavanaugh. Why? Because Dr. Blasey Ford wasn’t depicted. They left her out specifically, as if to say, “We will only make caricatures of those who chose to be in the spotlight.” I am proud of them for that, so that Ford…

How long until Trump flat out calls a reporter a bitch or a worse word?

How is this even possible? How can they all not stand up and leave. Jesus.

I kind of want to frame that picture and keep it next to my bed. It’s very artistic.

In every photo, Jeff Flake looks desperately unhappy.

I’ll have what Blake is having.

Ah, it’s the Acceptable Victim Gatekeeper! Only nice and ‘likable’ women are allowed to be victims, right? And being a victim certainly wouldn’t mess with someone’s emotional state. Plus since they’re “whores” of some variety they were asking for it anyway. STFU and take your trashy misogynistic drama with you.

When he said “I’m a keg is half full type of guy” I almost fell off my chair. Brilliant. (Even though Matt Damon has shown himself to be pretty ignorant of his own white male privilege in the past)

Could this be a “false allegation” purposefully leaked by republicans to “muddy the waters”? The names are, of course, redacted... none of the men are actually coming forward...... and even the rumor that the Republicans are doing that is making me cast doubt......... ugh I am so FRUSTRATED!

Cardi B does glamour very well.

Question. How come you guys don’t link to stories that you couldn’t cover that other GMG sites did? For instance the pledge of allegiance story was covered by TheRoot.

Christ, I wish I could give Christine Blasey Ford a hug. This is the truest and most agonizing act of patriotism I have ever seen.