You’re not missing much. In case you do care, they actually do bring on new cast members periodically but they also retain some of the originals, who have been on the show since they were actually 16. Like most franchises, they’ll never allow it to end and since the basic concept is so durable (even with teen…

Yeah, I always get super creeped out whenever I see people -- including progressives -- claim or even just imply that someone’s bloodline can be contaminated or corrupted or tainted (eg if someone in your family has horrible political beliefs, then you’re automatically suspect even if you in no way are involved with…

I doubt Taylor Swift was ever going to marry Karlie Kloss. It was time for her to move on.

Aren’t they all in their mid to late twenties by now? The show’s name hasn’t been totally accurate for like 8 years now.

It’s not just that she isn’t Native American, it’s that her name is friggin Kirstjen. No way her family even came over on the Mayflower. Goddamn illegal Vikings coming over here takin our jobs

Again, technology makes bad behavior easier but stalking is not new and harassment is not new.

1. Farrah Abraham doesn’t “leave” a void. No one has ever been in a situation that was made worse by her absence.

I mean, she’s just a first year law student. You guys have really strict demands for 1Ls here on Jezebel haha

I don’t know when you were 19, but I think you’re being a little naive if you think that stalking and harassment is somehow new. Stalking on Spotify is new, but only because Spotify itself has only been around for a while. If it was around in the 1980s or whenever then people would have abused it then too.

I don’t think you want someone who draws that much attention. If a busty blonde supermodel suddenly starts showing up at GOP events everyone would notice and it wouldn’t take long for everyone — the FBI, the Democrats, Anderson Cooper, NPR, Ashley Feinberg, etc. — to start looking her up. The whole thing would be…

TBH with a name like Kirstjen she really needs to be careful about this anti immigrant stuff.

It’s completely normal to marry someone that you’ve been dating for over two weeks. Don’t be so cynical.

It was a rider in the GOP tax bill. No one noticed until now. Sorry Pete.

It doesn’t matter. Trump proclaimed that NK had repatriated hundreds of bodies, and that’s what his supporters believe. It doesn’t matter that it hasn’t happened yet or apparently never will.

The article says that the only way that he can be removed is by accepting a nomination for another office, which he considers to be fraud.

That’s definitely good to hear. 

This was a good article, but while I was reading it all I kept thinking was, “What if Goldberg buys Jezebel and The Onion”?! I heard Univision was trying to unload the Gizmodo Media Group company as well as The Onion, and I’m genuinely worried about what would happen if he bought either or both.

This article sounds sarcastic, but honestly he was really good in Trainwreck. Normally when athletes, singers, etc. with no acting background show up in a movie, they’re usually the worst part of the movie. (All time worst for me was Ronda Rousey in that action movie).

Doesn’t that still involve getting a job, buying stuff, and dying?

I actually think that’s the correct / intended way of pronouncing it.