More fucked up than eating people’s brains?

Typically, people on TPS have to return to their home countries to apply for permanent residency or other status change, which creates problems for people who can’t go back and apply because their home country is a disaster zone. They typically also need a relative or an employer in the US to petition for it as well,…

See, to me I still don’t think it’s really meaningful. I doubt that Turner rapes every unconscious woman he’s near. That doesn’t really change what he actually did though.

As far as the 36 female Franken-supporting staffers (say that 5x fast), isn’t it likely that most of them wouldn’t be current workers there, especially if they worked with Franken way back when?

Regarding Reese Pieces: they don’t have those everywhere in the UK?

I think it’s partly to gaslight the victim and partly to run out the clock and make the process so onerous that the victim starts thinking, “maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.” Even if the counselor is supportive and respectful, having to go through a 90 day process just to file a complaint — which doesn’t even include…

GLASS OF WATER: “Sweetie, come back to bed!”

He’s trying to look human, but in a half hearted and resentful sort of way.

I can’t inagine Ted Cruz as a sex offender. He seems like more the time to drill into someone’s skull to suck out their brains using one of his many, many multi-functional tubelike appendages. The thought of sexually assaulting a human might be as strange to him as the thought of sexually assaulting a glass of orange…

Yes, exactly! I wasn’t too surprised by Louis CK. I was surprised and disappointed by Al Franken. I didn’t even see Rose coming though; I don’t even remember the last time I thought about him. It’s like hearing that Philip Bump assaulted someone.

It’s at the point where whenever I see the name of a male celebrity my heart skips a beat. Even if it’s not in the context of a sexual abuse scandal it’s still unnerving.

Oh okay! Aren’t they a sister site of this one?

Does Alabama prevent incarcerated people from holding public office?

I think you’re right. I don’t envision Moore actually being expelled; the only I see him being removed from the Senate if he wins is if his political support base craters to the extent that there are enough votes in the Senate to expel him. At that point, he would probably leave on a pretext. But that’s definitely not…

I don’t think any GOP senators will vote against the tax bill because of Moore. That’s actually one of the tricky issues of this whole thing — many Republicans dislike Trump as a person, but they don’t have too many objections to the policies he is pursuing or to his appointees. Moore is kind of in the same situation;…

It’s really not safe to try and specify how disgusting this guy is.

Apologizing is hard. If you don’t feel bad, or even if you do, it’s hard to apologize in a way that doesn’t admit responsibility. That’s why I don’t think these high profile mandatory apologies are really helpful. Does anyone benefit from hearing someone who is accused of something terrible (even if it’s something…

I think right now no one is sure what to do with Moore. They aren’t sure what would be better:

Sphincter News???

To be fair, a lot of forensic “science” is fucked up. It’s not reliable, hasn’t been peer reviewed, and doesn’t meet any of the basic protocols of real science. The problems with techniques such as bite mark analysis have little to do with humans making mistakes in performing the analysis; the techniques themselves…