Well… given that people without "Sunny-Ds" use paper for two things, wadding seems to make more sense for absorbing liquid, which you don't have to do at a urinal…

They should get Chappelle to come back and play him.

Probably because cast members (other than samberg and peretti) usually weren't actually childhood friends? But yeah, it should be possible for writers to do that without it being real life!

I never realized how much I don't actually like this show anymore until I watched the Brooklyn 99 episode and groaned when Jess Day entered the frame.

It does vary by state, and there are increasingly more restrictions since all us oldsters were in college.