charismatic-misanthrope
charismatic misanthrope
charismatic-misanthrope

I've been watching YouTube clips of Trevor Noah's Daily Show mostly since the 2016 election and he has been an absolute joy. I wish him well on future endeavors. He really embraced an ensemble of comedians and put out great content for a very long time. I loved that aspect where he would introduce a comedian to

It’s the only thing his mother left him in the will.

The thing that really bothers me about it is that it’s started a trend. I have some very beautiful young (in their 20s) friends who can’t post a picture of themselves without using that filter that makes them look like their faces are plastic (no pores, no lines, nothing.) It just makes me sad that they feel they have

Sexualized perhaps, but certainly not sexy.

As a woman with coarse/curly hair EVERYWHERE, I’m pretty sure if I tried this level of waxing my crotch would eventually resemble a hyper-pigmented angry scrub brush.

Is no one considering the pube situation here??? All the wax in Madame Tussauds isn’t enough to make me hairless enough to one of these. And the pain!!! And the ingrowns!!! NOPE.

Wawa’s general food quality may have gone to shit within the past five years, but the Gobbler is definitely an exception. It’s absolutely food coma-inducing as described though.

At work last week a visitor asked me where he could grab something to eat, like a coffee and a sandwich, that wouldn’t take too much time.

McConnell’s Nanny: Turtle, did you ever consider calling Uncle Joe and see if there is anything you could do to help break down this barrier?

She really is. 

You bring up Cindy and Iman, and I am with you, but I also think we’re too old. I look at the Hadid’s and i think “Awww, you’re so cute” like they're children, because they basically are (to me, at this point in my life).

Jamie Lee Curtis is sunshine.  

I suspect Janice is annoyed at the Kendall Jenner comparisons, and I don’t blame her.

If you qualify as obese - I hate that word; let’s use... puppy. Everyone loves puppies. If you qualify as puppy, you are at higher risk of complications and death if you catch covid. That is a fact. You are just as valuable a person as someone who has a higher risk for any other reason. You should get the vaccine as

I found my deadly rare cancer when my hand brushed across my right breast. I couldnt explain it other than my nipple felt desensitized. Upon inspection I noticed the skin seemed thicker but no lumps at all. Thought maybe clogged duct but within a few hrs something kept saying in back of head this is bad. ER visit

NHL = NonHodgkin’s Lymphoma

i.e., a cancer that has metastasized to multiple areas of the patient’s body.

Fascinating. Harriet the Spy was one of my favorite books as a kid and when I reread it as an adult, I was surprised at how sad it is. Never knew anything about the author, because who did before the age of social media?