And a Ferrari is just a glorified overpriced Fiat. And a Fiat is just a glorified overpriced golf cart. And a golf cart is a glorified overpriced go cart. And a go cart is a glorified overpriced lawn tractor. And a lawn tractor is just a glorified overpriced motorized grass cutter. And a grass cutter is just a…

I get where you are coming from, but they are different vehicles.

What!?!

Being the father of teenage girls, I am REQUIRED to drink at least 3.5 beers per day to keep from shooting myself!

So instead of just saying that, and explaining the difference to the guy, just keep posting the same thing over and over again with no context for him to get. He’s obviously missing the point that bitter almonds are not what he thinks they are. 

You, despite your repeated offerings, are still missing his point. Science can tell you all sorts of stuff on what makes one thing “taste” like something else. The point he’s making is that despite what you keep quoting, cherries don’t taste like almonds to him. It’s not hard. 

Do I have a deal for you! Not only can you eat grandma to avoid paying for a funeral, but grandma can also be the funeral luncheon. 2 birds, one grandma.

Also, WTH is going on with Kinja today?

I avoided eating cherries for a long time, mostly because of childhood trauma associated with cough medicine. It did not taste good. Neither did cherry cough drops or cherry Jolly Ranchers or Cherry Coke or cherry Fruit Roll Ups or cherry pie filling from a can.

“Nyquil comes in ‘red’ and ‘green.’ It is the only thing in the world which tastes like ‘red’ and ‘green!’”

lewis black rules all and deserves every star

I have spent my entire adult life living in DC and NYC so my views are extremely skewed but the pricing seems incredibly reasonable for both the high and low options.  Even at less expensive bars, I can easily hit $40 in an hour or two at a bar and I can (or at least could) handle my booze pretty well.  I wonder how…

It’s Maaaahk!

“The Beef’s Keep”

Is a daily vitamin out of the realm of possibility? Definitely a first world disorder.

You cant actually be serious with any of those points. Sedans are a record lows and Crossover are at record highs.. because everything you listed is factually incorrect. I honestly cant believe you were serious in your reply. Im still looking for /s symbol for sarcasm.