chargergirlmass
ChargerGirlMass
chargergirlmass

How many Dusenbergs did you guys buy this weekend? I picked up three myself.

Do you expect me to talk?

Space crabs... are they as bad as space herpes?

Their final plan is realized.

Whatever employee at Tesla designed this thing is clearly a big fan of Hentai

Mr. Pardo was even more upset when he found out that the Tommy Bahama shirt he thought he had purchased was actually a Tommy Hilfiger shirt that someone had modified by scotch taping a picture of a parrot, a martini, and a cigar to it and writing “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere . . .” in Sharpie.

“Today, it’s all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number.”

really? not one of these?

It’s all fun and games until you come across this.