chargergirlmass
ChargerGirlMass
chargergirlmass

How many Dusenbergs did you guys buy this weekend? I picked up three myself.

Do you expect me to talk?

Whatever employee at Tesla designed this thing is clearly a big fan of Hentai

Mr. Pardo was even more upset when he found out that the Tommy Bahama shirt he thought he had purchased was actually a Tommy Hilfiger shirt that someone had modified by scotch taping a picture of a parrot, a martini, and a cigar to it and writing “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere . . .” in Sharpie.

“Today, it’s all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number.”

really? not one of these?



2CV- The name means "two horses" (though wikipedia says the first production version actually had all of nine.)
EDIT: Yes, I know about the tax horsepower thing. I, too, read wikipedia.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

Everyone knew this was a Hummer SUT knock-off when it was first shown, too.