I think we all know the REAL star* of that entire movie:

Another one I can relate to.

I tell everyone that joke.

I drove one throughout my later years in High school. It could carry a large number of people to McDonalds and back on our spare and no one looked twice because it was a beige, old people’s car. I could also fit a Yugo in the trunk. It was an excellent car for it’s time. Went through alternators like nobody’s business…

Seriously, Fuck That Guy.

I had a beautiful Chevy S10 Extended cab. 1995. No Rear doors, 2 jump seats so those in the back would die like men! It had th 4.3L (or as we referred to it, “the 350 with 2 cylinders cut off”) with a stick. The shifter was a mile long, but as I was a truck driver at the time, it felt like it was 2 inches long and…

700 HP? Hellcat ALL The Things?

and require all the creativity of clicking “sort by worst looking” on Summit Racing’s website

Spooooooonnnn!!!!!!

I’ll pay shipping if he sends it to Kristen

Or is it?

No matter who wins today, this is, and will always be, the real COTD.

But how were you going to give him cocktail napkin scribblings of your concepts over the phone? This was NOT well thought out.

Counterpoint: Heated Steering Wheel is what you must have.

I have a car at 250 and another at 295. I have much more fun in the 250, but always wish it had more. 295 is in an SUV and seems quite adequate.

Trick Question; He already did.

The Feels, bro. All of them.

EXACTLY!

I had a Mazda Wagon (Protege 5) once. The second I saw rust, I knew it was doomed. The tailgate became more of a tailscreendoor, and I had available Flintstone braking and acceleration.

How good is the cooling system?