Well Played, Superman.

Based on this montage, are you ever in a vehicle that IS on the ground?

Sounds like they just did...

Jerking eye movements? Geez.

I have experience with that exact scenario. One new Clutch later....

Can you get that on a Zune?

In an interview, they admitted they don’t actually have a copy. They just found the image on the Internet. They then went on to say they would get a copy and play it however...

If this happened in Canada, Someone would have helped him carry it.

I used to teach new hires on any of the new Z28s in the lot. They could learn about clutch modulation and shifting and never touch the throttle.

“Smith”

You think that is bad? I was 4 or 5 when I started driving buses.

“Sami, you’re breaking the car!”

I look at that picture and all I see are dead people.

I thought it was just “Floridaman” now? Like Superman, batman, Green Lanternman.

I always pretend that there are little tiny slot openings I can’t see. they must’ve designed the crap out of them so no matter where I look, I can’t see them. damn good engineering...

or his asshole cousin Tim who owns a Plymouth Neon

I got blocked. What was it? Sad trombone or rim shot?

I am not actually a Citizen or resident of the USA, but LOL. I particularly like that you don’t indicate if you are a good or bad, idea man. Based on your headwear selections however,I could guess..

Ford To Trump: You underestimate the Power of the Force. The Power of your Space Station Platform is nothing when compared to the Power of the Force  Free Market Capitalism and entrenched corporation.