Some of y’all probably saw this on twinja, but my daughter turned thirteen this week so I made one of those stupid chalkboard things for her. She hated me. Also, her two friends flaked on her birthday celebration today, so we’re having a pity party. GOD I don’t miss being a teenager.

hey NYC Jezzies -- come dancing with me tonight!

Hey Jezzies!
So, I finally got rid of Tyrone, the Thy4 thyroid nodule on Wednesday. It nearly couldn’t go ahead, as a car ran into the back of the cab I was travelling to work in the day before, so my back and neck are FUBARed more than normal. The anaesthetist had concerns about the neck thing and her duty of care,…

Really enjoying Atlanta. The music, the cinematography, the amazing Donald Glover. It is a brilliant show with both laughter and sadness. Just beautiful.

Rest in peace, dear Alexis.

Hey two things: first, can someone explain to me why sometimes I see this great header at the top of the page and then sometimes it’s not there? I really like it and am reading a lot of stuff on the sub-blogs that I wouldn’t have noticed otherwise, but half the time it disappears and makes me feel like they are…

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Hi jezzies! I’m looking for book suggestions. I binge read 2 gillian Flynn novels and now nothing else I’ve picked up is grabbing my attention. Suggestions for similar authors? I love that the main characters are women and with Dark Places I loved that the story was written in the voice of different characters. Bonus…

YAY! SNS IS STILL AROUND!

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Caucasian Mormon dude who is weirdly obsessed with black culture

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Er, yes.

We may be getting our first two teeth in soon. As a result (maybe?) baby is having a nursing strike. She'll eat breastmilk from a bottle but will not nurse and will just scream if we try. I am so hurt that I've just been crying. She's always eaten like a champ and nursing has always been the one thing that will soothe…

We live with my mom and expecting our first baby. Just make time for you. If you like going to the movies, make time to go. If you like getting your nails done, make sure that you go just to relax. And don’t sweat the small stuff, you’ll have to learn to let shit go. That's been the hardest thing for me.

My mom and I have spent the day with moving my grandpa’s stuff out of his townhouse and getting him ready to move in with us. By us, I mean my mom, my son, and me. A four generation clown car house. Life is not going as planned, but I am happy and think it will be so much better for him than being alone.

MAYBE IF THEY STOPPED FLYING AROUND, I WOULDN’T FLAIL LIKE AN IDIOT.

You’re coming here with logic...I’m saying it was...Candyman

oh man. fingers crossed for you!