So I never was one for storm hysterics, but then Superstorm Sandy hit my neighborhood really hard a few years ago. It’s quite something to see the National Guard rolling down your block, handing out rations. Anyway, since then I’ve gotten a little skittish whenever the Weather Channel starts sounding its…

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

In my Googling, I found a preview of “After the 90 Days” (I AM NOT PROUD OF THIS) that shows him hanging out in Florida (?) with a very fake looking blonde woman. And I was all like, “man, remember how he was such a devout Muslim that he wouldn’t kiss Danielle on their wedding day?”

Being a parent is hard and sometimes I felt so lonely.

Did you watch the season before that, with Danielle and Mohammed? Evidently they split up earlier this year and she’s been saying online that she wants to have him deported, doesn't think he was serious about the relationship... Talk about closing the barn door after the horse is out.

Started my first week back to school. A lot of people moved on. Some were expected and some weren’t. There was one guy who was the science teacher and I’m so happy he finally left. He was terrible for years. Just lazy and he had a bad relationship with the kids. He picked on any SPED students or ones considered…

BEAUTY THREAD!

Hey guys! I’m off to a bday party, so I’ll only be able to check in every so often. Just wanted to say I love you guys and I’m grateful to Jezebel for bringing us together. So many of you have brought a lot of joy to my life with your smart, insightful and hilariously snarky comments. I’ve seen great conversations…

You guys. Today is my kid’s 2nd birthday and we had a full-on block party with a water slide and corn hole and a whole roast pigs (this was all for the block party, not my kid’s birthday). I made full sugar cupcakes and my boy was naked for the whole day. There were about a billion kids. It all climaxed with the ice…

I just want to nip something in the bud. THE PROBLEM WOC FACE REGARDING MAKEUP IS DIFFERENT THAN THE PROBLEM FACING PALE PEOPLE. PLEASE DO NOT COMPARE BEING EXTRA PALE TO BEING BLACK/A POC.

I read the piece by Buzzfeed the other day. Although quite a long article, I was stricken and gob smacked at what this young woman went through during her childhood into adulthood. It doesn’t justify what she did but what does it say about society that she thought this was her only way out.

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

All hail Ruby Woo by MAC. Its the best blue-red out there and has been for years.

All hail Ruby Woo by MAC. Its the best blue-red out there and has been for years.

Right!? I went for years not wanting one and then my biological clock started bonging the midnight hour in my soul and BAM! Preggo city.

He PEED in HIS OWN MOUTH yesterday. Then he dribbled it out onto the sofa like he does with tippy water. I thought I would die.

Babies are boooring!

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Plenty of us got daddy issues, but for heaven’s sake, Olsen ladies, find hot old dudes to bang! This Condo guy looks like Mr. Potato Head with the mustache piece missing.

Is it wrong to find him attractive this way?

CeraVe Foaming cleanser. I use it after I’ve removed my makeup. It does an excellent job of cleansing my face and removing any traces of makeup I missed while not leaving me with that dreaded tight face feeling. It lasts a long time since you get so much product. Been using the same bottle for close to 6 months. You…

CeraVe Foaming cleanser. I use it after I’ve removed my makeup. It does an excellent job of cleansing my face and…