Srsly. Why. Just why do white girls think this is okay to say. “OH, you’re mixed with black! That’s beautiful, I wish I was mixed black too! Your kids will be gorgeous because they’ll be mixed!!”

Why is it so bothersome what couples choose to say during the pregnancy? I said “we” as well because my son’s father was there every damn step of the way. It was a “we” situation.

Yo. Japanese mayo is the best mayo in all the land!!! I didn't know what I was missing until my Japanese boyfriend introduced me to it. Japanese mayo+steamed artichoke is uhhhhhmazing

Definitely wasn't trying to be sexy. It just felt uncomfortable having so much. And if my sister walked in, I'd die!

Is it really that weird? ... My boyfriend shaved my legs and chonch for me when I was pregnant! Where the fuck is my show??

My nails use to peel and break so easily. And then I moved to an island. This salt air is magic I tell you! Excuse the bit of grossness, I need to file them but I'm a lazy bum!

Lolololol. “It tasted like burning.”

Twice as many locations?! I've got three Sephoras here on Oahu. Ulta, I need you.

Just a little spritz or two to lightly dampen! It definitely helps with smoothing it out evenly for me!

If I’m using a brush, I like to use a real techniques expert face brush(check ulta), I spray that with some setting spray (cheap 3 dollar one from elf) and I find that it buffs my makeup in flawlessly!

Just tried a sample of dr. Brandt pores no more primer and Holyyy fuck. If you’re oily, try it. I patted it onto my t-zone ‘cause I get greasy as fuck. Use l’oreal infallible pro matte foundation over it. Went dancing, was running wild downtown in the humidity after it rained, came home and my makeup LOOKED THE SAME.…

The cocoa is in the eyeshadows but you can’t smell anything once they’re on the eyes! It fades away the more and more it’s used

I live in Hawaii. 10 is definitely not our going rate out here. Childcare is extremely expensive

You are wonderful!

Please do! I’m also trying to think of something to say. Something that’ll blow over her head and then hit her after the fact. Muahahaha. You’re awesome!

LOL I have my limits. Just the other day my boyfriend challenged me to Insanity workout and I was like “LOOOOL..no..bye.”

I declined on the spot. It’s not even worth to try and cooperate with someone who thinks so lowly of others. Also, a good friend was saying that later on down the road if I did accept, some other type of chaos might ensue so I’d rather avoid it now! Consulting with a few of the other girlfriends in our group of…

Oh also, a cheapy one that I LOOOOVE, Wet n Wild Comfort Zone palette. I bought it because it has this beautiful burgundy/brown/teal duochrome looking color. Five bucks well spent.

My friend loves the UD naked smoky palette, which is eh for me because I’m a very neutral gal. Too Faced Chocolate Bar is my jam! warm neutrals and some pretty golds/bronzes in there! you can come up with tons of looks! check out some videos on youtube!

You are awesome. Thank you :)