sounds like our cops alright!
sounds like our cops alright!
I stopped eating apples for awhile when I was a kid for this very reason. Fuck. Fruit.
It's even worse when it's your friend treating you this way. Because I'm totally the asshole when I thought we were just friends and you drunkenly asked me to be your girlfriend out of nowhere and I said it was too weird. Then he proceeds to call you a self-entitled bitch who should be glad he picked me. uh, men…
what. a. fucking. sleezeball.
Babies love to poop man. I've got two awesome baby mustard poop stories.
#1 - When my wee one was about 3 weeks old, it was time for a diaper change one afternoon. I was doing my new mom thing, talking to him, singing to him about poop 'cause it's what I do. He let out the cutest little fart I have ever heard in my…
pickle juice was awesome for pregnancy constipation! ..just saying. i heard from a friend. :|
dying. just fucking dying. hahahahahaahhaahhaahahhahahahaha
thank you sir ! :)
i didn't think he was too bad looking of a guy in the first place. i mean like, i'd probably bone him. but after finding this out, eh. so you're good dude!
Arizona transplant in Hawai'i. I can't definitely hear myself going in and out of pidgin. My boyfriend is from here and that's how him and his friends communicate, so I'm around pidgin 24/7. It's slipping out and I've only been here for 2 months!
speaking of sriracha butthole. my mom washed my dad's underwear in a shit ton of hot chilis once when she found out he was fucking around. epic.
Idunno man, I'm not too big a fan of pumpkin dick....
are you kidding me? i'm not a meat eater so i haven't realized but wow...
this was like 11 years ago though so i know damn sure there was a hamburger! hahaha
Standing in line at a mickeyd's with my mom when I was about 12. The guy ordered a cheeseburger with no cheese.... the cashier asked "you mean, just a hamburger"
cheese hater - "no, cheeseburger with no cheese"
cashier - "sir, that's just a regular hamburger"
cheese hater -*visibly peeved "NO, I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH…
I've always wondered that you know. Why people don't just leave. My mom stayed with my abusive dad for years because she didn't want anything to happen to us. And the night that she tried to leave, he came after her with a knife. and THAT is why some people can't leave because the only other outcome is death. Thank…
My ex is an army medic and he has that stuff on him at all times. I was his guinea pig a couple times, except for needle shit. I loved him, but not that much.
Awesome, I always wondered why it was virtually tasteless. Thanks for the tip!
i'm taking anything i can get! haha. once i have the space for it, i'm growing my own shit.
It's not as expensive if you know where to go. The only thing we spend a lot of money on is rice, which lasts us about 2 months because we don't eat it everyday. Fruits and veggies wise, our farmer's market is absolutely amazeballs and you can get a plethora of yummy goodness for 15-20 bucks. Some of the farmers are…
everythingggg.
I've been living here for almost two months and I've dropped weight pretty quickly. In Arizona, I didn't want to do jack shit because it was too damn hot and there was nowhere to go except the mall. Here, my family and I just head to the beach when we're bored and I can actually walk outside without…