Aren't they the same person?

Does getting robbed at gunpoint piss off American police? I'll try not to do that.

The Onion is 15 years past its prime, and has become just another PC forum for SJW crybullies.

Should security guards draw guns on people who pee on walls? If he peed on the wall, that means he never entered the bathroom he supposedly vandalized, as the video confirms.

Using a gun to steal a bag of dog shit from someone is a crime ANYWHERE there is law. The value of the "damage" Lochte had done, or the money taken from the swimmers, is not the crux of the matter. Robbery is distinguished from mere theft by the use of violence, or the threat of violence.

It's not really rape if the chick is drunk.

He's practically the same bro as Brock Turner, isn't he!

That's not "filing a police report", shithead. And did you see the video of the swimmers forced to put their hands up and sit on a curb? Did you read that EVERY witness, including interpreter and ONE OF THE SECURITY guards, confirmed that the guards had guns drawn? If that's a "fake" crime, how about I put a gun…

Too bad we can't all be cool like you.

Lochte never filed a robbery report, false or not. What do you call it when armed men demand money and take it from you at gunpoint? A "negotiation"? "Striking a deal"? It couldn't be armed robbery/extortion could it? After all, the men with the guns were oppressed POC, and Lochte and his friends were wielding…