Yeah, but does a hot dog wear pants horizontally or vertically?

MEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Ahh, one final downvote … .

I'M ACTUALLY PARTIAL TO THE CARTOON VERSION!

NEW YORK CITY?!

Hey, can I get in on thi-

Throw an exclamation point or "69" on the end?

*Farts

Take these Kinja wings
And learn to comment again
And learn to snark so free

Got in my 3,000th comment right under the wire.

Ok, I'm really glad that it said "tuck" on second glance. Damn italics.

Nope, it's on the long list of things from the last few years that I need to watch.

*Salutes*

I got a spider ring and an eraser for mine. The finger trap was too rich for my blood.

So long, everyone who is leaving. It has been fun.

I would love that, too! Continuity of Government plans and politicians in bunkers and stuff. Realistic military plans.

I went into it blind and was kinda hoping for some sort of supernatural element, as corny as that sounds. Alien implants or mind control or demon possession - something real dumb to spice it up. I don't care about murder shows or police procedurals, though my girlfriend seemed to really like it.

Up, up to the sky!

Nah, I'm just in it for the sheer spectacle.

I'd watch at least 5 minutes of that.