I'm loving Horizon Zero Dawn. I'm taking my time with soaking up the environment, laying traps, and shooting robots in the face. I just completed The Proving, so I'm looking forward to getting back and seeing the aftermath of what happened.

Is that better or worse than texting one-handed while at a urinal? Because I see that with alarming frequency.

I've gotten more random compliments on my Wu-Tang t-shirt than any other item of clothing I've ever worn.

Yeah, I saw that mentioned in a comment or something. I was kinda expecting it at some point, though. At least my girlfriend is still in the dark, since I've held back from mentioning anything about the character in the comics.

I try to remember how badly I wanted to see R-rated movies as a kid. Rambo, Robocop, True Lies, all of it.

Minus that sex montage.

I did some dickish things in theaters as a kid, like licking gummy bears and whipping them at the screen. Throwing pretzel nugs toward the front and ducking down to hide.

I saw John Wick 2 on a Saturday at 10:30pm and there was some stupid kid running up and down the aisles and playing music on his phone for the whole movie.

A rude one, at that!

Check the DOCUMENTS.

RIP Talk Soup. Skunk Boy 4 lyfe.

The Intern is the one with De Niro and Anne Hathaway; The Internship is the Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson Google one. I'm never going to watch either.

Ok, maybe I just find his voice off-putting.

Ok, that wasn't really called for. Settle down. I never said that they were political geniuses, just that their brand of comedy and commentary appeals to me way more than what I've seen elsewhere.

As a very recent convert, I'm strongly considering becoming a Grey Wolf. I dove into political podcasts right after the inauguration, but they pale in comparison. The people on Slate's Trumpcast and Pod Save America are insufferable. It's embarrassing to go back to other stuff after being exposed to the light.

We get it. They don't.

My girlfriend and I took a break toward the end of season 4, but we just kicked it back into high gear last night. So good!

I loved when Conan was going around asking for donations to build the wall, and the one guy laughed and deposited his middle finger in the box. Vicente Fox was really funny, too.

From the look of things, you just can't hide it!

"Damnit, get that moon outta the way. I gotta open the floodgates. This abyss ain't fillin' itself." -God, or whatever.