That header image is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life. I kinda want to have someone earnestly explain this to me, and I kinda want to gouge my own eyes out.

For a split second, I got really excited for some sort of mid-season incident. Then "Oh, it's already over?" Also they film these stupid things in advance.

Knowing nothing about this Lord Sugar fellow, he's probably all, "First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women."

Are he and John Travolta morphing into the same person?

Is that female rapper still around?

Dude, there's a reason why they didn't make Mighty Ducks 4. Poor Charlie … .

And his hat, which, from all accounts, is like a shark fin.

I saw the complete version on sale for like $35 on PSN last week and was like "Nahhhhh, I have too much to play now. I'll wait for it to be even cheaper." It's a little daunting with how sprawling the game is, from what I've heard.

You clearly see Jack walk 4 steps, then 8, then 15 … what does it all MEAN?!

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the reshoots?!

Surely, Waldo Geraldo Faldo wasn't a figment of his imagination, too?!

Once a minute for 2 days straight, if he's going at this rate. Good lord. This guy is aware that he's being filmed, right? He just picked his nose, and not even subtly.

Well, this is a writer who gets biz-zay! Consistently and thoroughly.

What about snus? Is that still a thing?

"Then he can borrow my slicker!"

They really need to retire that commercial, or at least make a new one with a different song. Since it comes on during basketball and hockey games all the time, I'm pretty sure I've seen that one about 30,000 times.

The H is O.

That's good to hear, since MGSV had the right amount of stealth for me. I got surprisingly into tranquilizing and fultoning everyone in that game, to the point where I should have pulled back a bit and just focused on getting missions done.

Oh, I had no idea about that. I tried it on iPhone when it was first released a while back and it bored me pretty quickly. I wonder how much has been added to the game since it came out. Enjoy!

Ooh, that sounds pretty fun. I never messed around with rapport.