I think that we will see more players retiring early and that eventually HOF voters will look less at career numbers and more at the overall performance of a player.

Is he a lock for the HOF? No. But he’ll be under serious consideration. He was the top WR in the league for a couple year span, one of the most dynamic players in the league and he set the record for most yards in a season. His lower career stats will hurt him, but I predict that we’ll see more players doing what…

You can’t honestly believe that Calvin was the reason the Lions didn’t do anything. He was no longer Megatron, but he was still a top 15 WR his last couple years at worst. The fact that the Lions never won anything before or after Calvin was on the team leads me to believe that Calvin wasn’t the issue

My wife’s dog, before I met her, ate an entire box of protein bars while she was at work. She came home after working an 11 hour day and was ready to pass out but the house reeked. She went in the basement and there was a trail of dried, liquid shit throughout the entire basement. She said it was just circle after…

Yeah, and he has the right to fly on a flight that he purchased the ticket for. And the right to not get his face “bumped” by a couple asshole cops.

When I was 16, I was painfully shy around girls. I worked at a grocery store and they hired a new bagger who was pretty hot. I bagged on the lane right next to hers for hours and never said a word, despite the fact that I could see her looking in my direction once in a while. Finally she came over to my lane to…

Wish I would have seen the request for shitting yourself stories before this article came out.

She knew that “29" is the standard, I’m just trying to get lucky answer when guessing a womans age

He was a high school gym teacher in Michigan while he was a wrestler and a few guys I work with were his students. His wrestling was supposed to be a secret, but they all knew. It was never discussed, though, because anytime anyone asked him about it he’d say no and make them run laps until they threw up.

Not sure if this story makes him sound uncool or very cool, I guess it depends on your perspective, but I thought I’d share it anyways.

I met my now-wife at speed dating. Everyone was wearing name tags and I noticed that a couple of the women there were named Carrie or Kari. My wife was the last woman I sat down with, she told me her name, then immediately took of her name tag since the event was ending. We really hit it off, and towards the end I…

I hate these idiots that take other people’s seats at sporting events, just sit in the seats you bought.

I rented a house from my Mom’s friend for a year that turned out to be haunted. It was mostly little things, like the keys I left on the kitchen counter at night would be hanging up by the front door in the morning or I would eat dinner in the living room and the salt and pepper shakers that I left on the end table…