Well at least in the hydroplane you're safe in a little safety cell with an oxygen tank.

I've done 140 in a boat, and I felt fine. But, that was a catamaran, and these are hydroplanes. Hydroplanes are just too unstable compared to cats and v-bottoms. Nowadays the big Superboat Unlimited class boats are pushing past 200 on good water. Also, the big guys tried turbines and they just did not work as well as…

G35 Coupe was actually 280 hp and weighed almost exactly the same as the BMW, while the Lexus was actually 150 lbs lighter.

It's more because he has a legitimate love of cars just like the rest of us as well as his insane ability to slide a car within inches of his target. Yes, many rally drivers could do what he does, but he took that ability and turned it into a fantastic spectacle (7 spectacles, now, actually). However, he lives this…

Either way, the original was an abomination and I was just poking fun, but MFEJAL can't admit when he/she is wrong and it was super funny (for me).

The proper way to phrase your sentence in English would have gone something like this:

Can somebody explain to me why that unexplainable sentence with MFEJAL the whole comment has?

The point is they piss off yuppies like you. You, with your three OP comments trying to make all the nice, innocent Jalops mad. Crawl back in your hole, little troll.

It's like you're mad at these cars for some weird reason. Maybe it's because you own an AMG and you're suddenly mad that somebody is taking the lunatic crown or something. Maybe you have a V6 Camaro and are super mad that you're friends are finally realizing that you don't actually own a muscle car but instead bought…

It's like you've never driven a real muscle car! The only figures that matter are hp and $. And the Hellcat bros. are as good as it gets in that respect.

Regarding your point about the Sea-Doo: it's way easier to make power on the water as you have a much better medium for cooling at your disposal. Exhibit A: you can buy a 1350HP engine with a warranty.

Hey, I'm a valet and I have no tattoos, no criminal record, and I have only run over one small sign on the job. Just ignore all the dirt I brought in on my shoes, all the nasty puddles I drove through, and the two cigarettes I took.

Seriously though, good on Alonso for not just walking away pissing and moaning. He took care of it himself like a racecar driver should. IMO, good drivers understand that shit happens and do their best to help out the team in every circumstance.

This guy is an asshole. He flagrantly violated the law and is now complaining about how he is convicted of the crimes he knew he was committing. He deserves to be put in jail for the year they sentenced him to. And the way he's running makes him even more of an idiot. This story just keeps getting more cringe-worthy…

I love Kavinsky and especially this music video. And in case anybody on here wants to listen to any more of his music, chances are (being Jalops) you have already heard a song of his, as Kavinsky made the song "Nightcall" from the movie Drive:

Has anybody else noticed that when added up the actual score is 91? Not sure if it's a typo or adding error, but I figured you may want to correct that.

My dad regularly pulls a 5.5 ton boat/trailer with a 2013 Sierra 1500. You're right in that it's not the best, but it does very well regardless. I have absolutely no problem with these tow ratings.

Do what Drift Idiot did, that's my best recommendation. He cataloged his entire process, which is something entirely familiar to all of us. Find the common ground you and your videos have with every other amateur racer, learn how to edit past Movie Maker, and you'll find yourself with something at least mildly…

I heartily disagree that every car needs leather, unless said leather is high quality. Nothing breathes as poorly as bad leather, which means I end up peeling my sweaty back off the seat after any time driving in the sun. Besides, who needs leather seats in their Mitsubishi Mirage?