I do not wait to exit the stall. This is a very important dynamic in the workplace. Demonstrate that you fear nothing, no one, At work. On your exit from the stall, stare directly at the urinal man, and say nothing. Glare at him until he nervously leaves the bathroom. If he tries to engage you, take a quick step…

You mean 3 murders.

Very cool of Lewan to pretend to not know who Norman is, after going out of his way to approach him on the field and then identifying him by name and position in the same breath. He really showed him.

You are selling this idea very short.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

Tough draw for Arsenal.

I find it interesting that they abbreviate Manchester as “Man.” for one team, but not the other. More vexing, they abbreviate it for the shorter of the 2 teams’ complete names, and allow Man U to force the width of the column to be so abnormally large.

I mean ... fifth in European ELO, second in 538's SPI among teams in the competition, and one loss in the last two months all seem fine, even if they struggled early this season

From: Elisabeth M.

two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:

It can always get worse.  I don’t care what you are talking about, it can always get worse.

I’m pretty sure sure needing light poles greased and eating horse shit after wins is the top of the insufferability pyramid.

Just like last season, Big Dick Nick rides in at a moment’s notice after Wentz fucks his body up, and takes over.

Let’s not forget Saban tried to hire Hugh Freeze as his OC, and that move was so egregious that the SEC blocked it. 

Here is a wild guess of which I have no proof other than my low regard for the NCAA.

They don’t think Durkin’s management style is that bad even if it killed player. In fact, most coaches have probably convinced themselves it wasn’t Durkin’s fault but those of his staff. (NCAA Football coaches can not fail, they can…

Motherfucker! I stuck with Saban when he tried to rehabilitate notorious asshole Lane Kiffin and booger-eating Steve Sarkisian, but we’re talking about someone who is responsible for the death of a player. If we actually hire this son of a bitch I am done with Alabama. 

Speaking of narcissistic sociopaths, is Drew doing better?

[shaking head, turns off the podcast in disgust]