Look at these pinnacles of evolution.

calls a person a loser while wearing a windbreaker of a different sports team, belonging to a different sport, from a different city, to a baseball game in mid-april in cleveland. yea...the protesters are the losers here...

I thought if there’s anyone who’s going to understand why something is no longer fashionable, it would be the guy in a Cowboys Starter jacket and cargo shorts.

“It’s a caricature”

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

Wait...Jonathan Coachman is a really talented entertainer that can do it all?

I wonder if Barry Manilow is still his favorite musical act.

BIG IF TRUE.

Even Hitler never posted meme videos.

I do not consent to this joke, whatever that means, but I like it.

Possibly the dumbest comment I’ve ever read on Deadspin.

Similarly, is throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game disrespectful to guys who toil in the minors for a shot to make it at the show?

I really wish Romo had the spine to stand up for himself and demand some minutes.

Since when did the alt right clowns start reading Deadspin?

Man, don’t ever be fooled by a bad team playing well in the last month when their fate is sealed. Every time they do this their fans spend the entire offseason dreaming about what’s coming, and every single time they get kicked in the balls. There is a .000 success rate. They don’t have their first round pick, and…

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Your front office put three need-the-ball PGs on the team and traded the best one — the one who looks like an MVP candidate for years to come — for Marcus Thornton.

I’ve been doing some investigation on this, checking the basketblogs, and the way I understand it is- every time you think it’s traveling, it’s not.

Nope. Everyone likes Pop. He’s about as universally beloved as someone as successful as he is can get. The man is self aware, erudite on the issues of the day and fucking great at his job both as a hardened winner but also a according to his plays as a creator of a nurturing environment for both young and old.

Whats…