The suns have them, too.

For the fanboys at open floor, Giannis and Kris Middleton!

Kristaps and Phil Jackson

+1 non-referential, non-vaguely racist actual joke.

“The Full Tiddies”

Perhaps, like any sub-90 percent free throw shooter, he should shoot them underhanded.

I mean, he’s got a point that Cardinal fan is what is ruining this country.

Are you sure?

Is this actually Andre from the league?

I liked the month and a half of “actually, Stephen A Smith isn’t bad” takes, but when Teddy Atlas makes you look unintelligent, you really need to re-evaluate your life.

Sir, I implore you catalogue this thought and revisit It in January

There are two types of people that repeat an answer ad nauseam at a press conference: cool people like Rasheed Wallace and Marshawn Lynch, and stupid twerps with a shit eating grin like Jeremy Shkrelli (you know, the guy who bought the aids medicine and jacked up the price) and Jason Garret.

I’m glad that there is the shittiness of the Knicks to assure me that, while the sports teams I root for are doomed to perpetual mediocrity, they will never be as dedicated to find new forms of dysfunction as this dumpster fire of a franchise.

Jesus. Thank you for trying, Jerry. We need anything. It is such a welcome sight to see the Mariner’s management make meaningful moves.

*if Blake Griffin’s knees don’t explode

“...you talking about who my mom had sex with does not bother me. You look a big ass. You like a fucking idiot right now.”

They say that insanity is doing the thing over and over and expecting different results. Yet the Blazers continue to draft Myers Leonard with the tenth pick, and I continue to root for them.

From Blazers Edge:

Breer hot take: STICK TO SPORTS, KAEP!

This is a proud moment for mariners fans. Everyone Should Be as miserable as we are.