To me it’s not one, like, big thing, but a thousand little things, most of which don’t look too bad on their own, but come together to kill his whole vibe.

That poor, poor metaphorical tailor. 

Hi. Author of the Axios interview here (some of you may know my previous work).

To add a little more context: I brought preservation up with him in light of us talking about the Xbox’s 20th anniversary. How do you prioritize preserving past games? That sort of questioning.

I asked about CMOS battery issues, which were…

I’ll ever so slightly miffed if they released Mario 64 on NSO a year after Super Mario 3D All Stars, but man oh man would I love to replay Ocarina of Time on a home console.

He broverdid it.

Did not play the beta but this is a total 180 take from what I’ve heard. My impression was that they were going the Fall Guys route with this game.

“The people need to know I ain’t got baby dick anymore!”

But this one... is the moral really “that’s what you get, you introvert piece of shit!” Like, dude just wanted to hang out and not be bothered. That lead to him SURVIVING THE APOCALYPSE but still he’s the asshole?

I’d rather praise no one. These machines should have a point beyond the games otherwise it’s just a matter of holding game hostages to sell useless hardware. And I’m sure they do, people like consoles for plenty of reasons: Second hand market, less expensive, working right out of the box with no config issue, easy to…

This was all back in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause the Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”.

Hey.

FYI this argument is used by corporations to justify squeezing anyone they can for money. In reality, no one ever loses a trademark or copyright by not suing people.

I’m glad that they do. I much prefer swapping some rechargeable batteries than having to dock and charge a controller.

I stayed up watching the raw CSPAN footage as it aired from the reconvening onward.

This ones easy. Find out where relatives of Gamestop execs are buried and do the dance on their actual graves and send it in. Bonus points if you get a fake headstone with the still living execs names on it in the background.

I like the cut of your jib.

“Dance you stupid pitiful monkeys! Dance for your overlords!”

But can I own more than like 6 personal ships?

The disc drive isn’t $100, so they are eating a big loss on the DE to try and capture the low hanging fruit.

I think they would have been better served having tooling and molds for 1 console and just sold it at $450, but their numbers must have told them that the demand for the $500 was better financially.

I look…